Honors Student

Honors Student Mode — group projects are a form of insurance.

Tyler ghosted. Sarah is doing the intro by herself.

Launch Honors Student Mode

What you'll see

Honors Student Mode is the texture of being a high school senior with three AP classes, a group project where two members never reply, a college counselor with a draft deadline, and a tutor you keep meaning to email back. Comes with the late-work portal turning red, a coach asking about eligibility, an Honor Code email you can't open, and the unique terror of your mother typing the words 'I just got an email.'

Sample emails
Ms. Patel (AP Bio): Missing assignment
Photosynthesis problem set #2 not submitted. Late credit available until Friday.
College Counselor: Personal statement
Draft 2 due Friday. Please don't open with 'Webster's dictionary.'
Group project (Sarah): WHERE ARE YOU
We're meeting in the library. Now. Tyler is panicking.
Sample chat
#friends
i think they think i cheated
#group-project
TYLER WHERE ARE YOU
#friends
vice principal just walked past staring
Sample crises
Critical
Cheating concern flagged.
Critical
Group project ghosted 30+ hours.
Critical
Grade collapse on a single quiz.

Frequently asked questions

Is this for actual students?

It's a parody simulator — not a study tool. Real students should not open this during real assignments. Open it after. As a coping ritual.

Who is Honors Student Mode for?

Anyone who has ever been a high school senior, anyone who is currently a high school senior between actual assignments, parents who want to remember what their kids are dealing with, and adults whose brains still wake up in cold sweats over the AP Calc curve.

Does it tell me what to study?

No. It tells you what it feels like to have not studied. Different product.

Is the group project member real?

Tyler is real in the way that all Tylers are real. He is the absence of a reply.

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